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Movie Review: Dhoom 3

Dhoom 3 answered in 15 simple questions:

Q1: Is Dhoom 3 entertaining?
Ans: NO Absolutely NO.

Q2: Is Dhoom 3 intelligent?
Ans: Ahahahaha!

Q3: Is Dhoom 3 original?
Ans: Are you kidding me!

Q4: Is Dhoom 3 for kids?
Ans: Yes. for kids who like watching Katrina! ne mein Kamli Kamli..ne mein Kamli Kamli..

Q5: Is Dhoom 3 Aamir's worst?
Ans: May be.. comes close.

Q6: Is Dhoom 3 for teenage boys?
Ans: ne mein Kamli Kamli..! ne mein Kamli Kamli..!

Q7: Is Dhoom 3 for teenage girls?
Ans: Shirtless Aamir roams around in his room.

Q8: Is Dhoom 3 Uday Chopra's career best?
Ans: And the Oscar for the Most Irritating Character in a supporting role goes to..

Q9: Is Dhoom 3 full of nicely executed car chases and bike stunts like in Hollywood films?
Ans: Car chases hain. Bike stunts hain. But Gajodhar ki amma bhi usse better stunts kar sakti he.(No Offense to the Gajodhars)

Q10: Is Dhoom 3 the best film of the year according to Karan Johar?
Ans: Shirtless Aamir roams around in his room.

Q11: Is Dhoom 3 for sane minded adults?
Ans: Ahahahaha!

Q12: Is Dhoom 3 for Asylum patients?
Ans: No.. Poor guys. They deserve better.

Q13: Is Dhoom 3 good enough to turn us into Asylum patients?
Ans: Yes. But you can watch "The Prestige" later and you'll be fine.

Q14: Is Dhoom 3 for third degree torture?
Ans: May be.. comes close.

Q15: Is Dhoom 3 paisa wasoool!
Ans: Mera paisa wapis dedo *beeeep*..!